i don't like sucking hair
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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