just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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