the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
