some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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