He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
