I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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