Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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