Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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