it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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