Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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