i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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