ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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