Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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