i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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