my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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