No, drunk sperm still make babies.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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