walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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