absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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