BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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