Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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