you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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