Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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