yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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