You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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