Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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