She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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