That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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