his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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