Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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