I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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