Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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