I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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