Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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