i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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