don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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