Yo dont text me then not text me
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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