I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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