it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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