I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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