No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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