what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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