dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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