Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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