We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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