I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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