Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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