BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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