dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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