so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I love having hate sex.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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