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I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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