I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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