Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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