come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I love having hate sex.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I want a musical about memes.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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