i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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