I hate all girls vehemently.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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