it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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