At least make sure they are 18
Why
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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