i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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