I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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